Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about the 80's, war for resources, and driving at night in Los Angeles. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-18-16 Bill rambles about getting mauled, French maids, and vampires. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Allman Brothers - Jessica

Bill rambles about presenting an award, the passage of time, and more corporate lingo. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20. SimpliSafe: Get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SIMPLISAFE.com/BURR

Bil rambles about the tooth 'fairy', OJ Simpson, and yelling with raised eye-brows. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-11-26 - Bill rambles about Shell Companies, the Bruins, and Ice Cream Parlors. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Smashing Pumpkins - Zero

Bill rambles about Yellow Springs, the eclipse, and corporate lingo. Zip Recruiter: Try for free www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR

Bill rambles about real estate agents, Steve Martin, and a small airport. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-416 - Bill rambles about cake walks, psychos and Detroit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Gilad Hekselman - Eye in the Sky

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs. Sticker Giant: Listeners can get 25% off their first order with code BURR at checkout at www.StickerGiant.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Go to www.stamps.com and click on the microphone at the top and use code BURR

Bill rambles about back alley weed gummies, the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, and the Von Erich brothers. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-28-16 Bill rambles about scooters, skateboards, and STDs. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - GZA - Liquid Swords Policy Genius: Head to policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie. Indochino: Dress better than the other guys with Indochino. Go to www.Indochino.com and use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more True Classic: Upgrade your closet, shop now at www.trueclassic.com/BURR and save up to 25% off your first order

Bill rambles with Dave Elitch about his new course 'Stay Out Of Your Own Way', musical injuries, and bruising easily. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (44:42) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-21-16 Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, douche bags, and clam on clam violence. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Smashing Pumpkins - Zero Liquid Death: Go to www.liquiddeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer.

Bill rambles about St. Patrick's day, bear claw donuts, and which TV character he'd like to be. Sticker Giant: Go to www.StickerGiant.com/BURR and use code BURR at checkout to get 25% off your first order. Policy Genius: Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR or click the link in the description to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles with Esther Povitsky about being 'alone together', snacks that let you down, and her new movie 'Drugstore June' . Drugstore June is available to rent or buy on all platforms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (40:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-14-26 - Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles, and painting your own home. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Madonna - I'll Remember Zip Recruiter: Go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR to try if for free

Bill rambles about Irish looking people, going to Indianapolis, and revolting against face I.D. SimpliSafe: Listeners get a special 20% off any new SimpliSafe system when you sign up for Fast Protect Monitoring at www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR HelixSleep: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. Go to www.HelixSleep.com and use code HELIXPARTNER20

Bill rambles about parking garage valets, world building, and getting drunk with DeRosa back in the day. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:36) - Thursday Throwback 3-7-16 Bill rambles about blow, cake, and the UFC. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Chico Hamilton - Conquistadors TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOUR

Bill rambles about nasty yoga studios, fasting, and ice-wall logic. Sticker Giant: Get 25% off your first order with code BURR at checkout at www.StickerGiant.com/BURR Stamps.com: Sign up with promo code BURR for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, plus free postage, and a free digital scale at www.stamp.com click on the microphone and type in BURR

Bill rambles about '60s social scenes, the legendary Richard Lewis, and old television habits. TOUR DATES: www.billburr.com/TOUR

Bill rambles about his shows in the Pacific Northwest, weight-loss drugs, and having a 'go-bag'. New Dates Added! www.BillBurr.com/TOUR

Bill rambles about back springs, the patriarchy, and Portland. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:36) - Thursday Throwback 2-22-16 - Bill rambles about winter, the NBA, and Hitler. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Phish - Bathtub Gin (7/25/17) Liquid Death: Go to www.LiquidDeath.com/BURR to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer.

Bill rambles about happy loud people, flat earth motivation, and cheerleaders. Indochino: Use code BURR to get 10% off any purchase of $399 or more at www.indochino.com Hims: Start you free online visit today at www.Him.com/BURR

Bill rambles with Joe Bartnick about old casinos, assisted reality, and broadcast gimmicks.

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, leaving a loud party, and the Sphere. Helix: Helix is offering 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners! Go to www.HelixSleep.com/BURR and use code HELIXPARTNER20 SimpliSafe: Order now to get 20% off any new SimpliSafe system with Fast Protect Monitoring. www.simplisafe.com/BURR