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The Nature of Nothing

Comedy

The Nature of Nothing is a podcast by two friends who've seen way too much TV, and try to prove it through the ageless art of pointless banter. Think Seinfeld if George and Jerry were giant nerds. We explore various topics through "Would you rather...?" questions, as well as take a deep-dive into one big idea every episode.

Location:

Canada

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

The Nature of Nothing is a podcast by two friends who've seen way too much TV, and try to prove it through the ageless art of pointless banter. Think Seinfeld if George and Jerry were giant nerds. We explore various topics through "Would you rather...?" questions, as well as take a deep-dive into one big idea every episode.

Language:

English


Episodes

A Male Maiden (Red Dawn)

5/29/2019
Darkness descends upon the land when enemy invaders arrive, so Brad and Dan have to step up and take charge! *** Spoiler Alert *** Before things get too serious, the boys discuss fame and art. Then, when things get real, they discuss one of the classics: Red Dawn. It was the "What is your zombie plan?" before zombie plans where a thing. Especially in these uncertain times, if you've ever wondered what you'd do in a warzone, you'd best listen and learn our plans. See the full show notes at...

Duration:01:28:14

Ill-prepared (The Running Man)

5/15/2019
Brad and Dan are learn why it's called the 'game of life' and device strategies to win at it. *** Spoiler Alert *** This week, Brad and Dan discuss a movie written by one of the world's most famous writers (well, he wrote the book, anyway), and starring one of the world's most famous actors! And it is also without a doubt a huge inspiration for a recent hit YA series of books and movies. It is: The Running Man. See the full show notes at https://natureofnothing.com/episode/15

Duration:00:45:29

Crop Dust (World Problems)

5/1/2019
Having now seen much of the world, our heroes set their sights on trying to fix some of its major problems. *** Spoiler Alert *** Things can often seem bleak, especially if you watch too much of the 24 hours new cycle. But, this week, Brad and Dan talk about some ways the future might find to fix some big issues. See the full show notes at https://natureofnothing.com/episode/14

Duration:01:15:52

No Idea What You're Trying to Accomplish (Positive Horror Tropes)

4/17/2019
There's a lot of negativity in the world, so, this week, Brad and Dan try to find a little bit of goodness. *** Spoiler Alert *** People often say that characters in horror movies are idiots who do dumb things, but we find out that maybe they're actually geniuses! See the full show notes at https://natureofnothing.com/episode/13

Duration:00:56:01

Drive and Bang

3/20/2019
This week, the adventurers make good use of the supernatural! *** Spoiler Alert *** Brad and Dan discuss certain historical figures and their cults, and if they'd want something named after themselves. Then, they dicuss what would actually happen if ghosts and spectres were real. How would people, good and evil, exploit their powers? See the full show notes at https://natureofnothing.com/episode/12

Duration:00:19:48

Same! (Zombies)

3/6/2019
There's value in being prepare for anything, and, this week, our heroes found out exactly how prepared they are for the ultimate evil! *** Spoiler Alert *** For the first (and maybe last?) time, Dan takes over at the start, and we talk about our fantasy cross-over franchises. There may also be a rant. We then accidentally get a little carried away doing a zombie survival quiz, and learn a way too much about each-other. Who will survive the apocalypse the longest?! See the full show notes at...

Duration:00:47:42

Get Out Of My Brain (Skynet)

2/20/2019
Not all threats come from nature, so Dan and Brad have to plan how to deal with these post-human adversaries. *** Spoiler Alert *** Brad and Dan discuss their views on aliens and ghosts, and reveal the jobs they wanted as kids. Next, they figure out how much privacy they actually need for their homes, as well as the awesomeness of blanket forts! And, finally, they tackle a looming existential threat to human civilisation: AI and the rise of Skynet. But - don't worry - they figure out how to...

Duration:00:45:40

X-Treme Justice (The Worst X-Man Finale)

2/6/2019
This week, our heroes discover that it's harder to choose an ally than they originally thought. (Growing out their facial hair proves difficult, too.) *** Spoiler Alert *** Up first, Brad and Dan lament their inability to grow facial hair, even now that they're grown men. Are soulmates a real thing? Would you want to find yours even if they'd die after only a few years? Does that change if you have to fight everyone who wears the same clothes as you? And, finally, Brad and Dan work out who -...

Duration:00:33:58

Intermission

1/29/2019
Naturists everywhere! This is just a quick update to let you know we're switching to a bi-weekly schedule. Our work schedule is going to be pretty busy for the next few months, so, instead of missing random weeks we decided that a slowed schedule is a better option. You can still say hello to us on Twitter or via email and we'll be back on the 6th of February! See the full show notes at https://natureofnothing.com/episode/85

Duration:00:00:36

Save Ferris (Surprise 80s Christmas Movies)

1/23/2019
As the weather gets colder and our heroes rest for the holidays, they think back on entertainment from their youth, and discuss how to get away with a future (hypothetical) crime. *** Spoiler Alert *** We discuss our first piece of viewer feedback! The would you rathers launch an interesting discussion about the best application of a 'get out of jail free' card, and the differences in our videogame play styles. And, do you want to be the best at something, even if it gets you no respect, or...

Duration:00:55:32

Omega Level Nerd (The Worst X-Man)

1/16/2019
Sometimes it's easier to know what you *don't* want in a companion than what you do, so, this week, Brad and Dan figure out who they definitely don't want as an adventuring companion! *** Spoiler Alert *** Deep in the past, Christmas is soon arriving, so Dan and Brad decide if they'll do something special for the Naturists. (This may be coming out sooner than you think!) Is it more dangerous to be attacked by birds or dogs? If you had to be attacked by one over the other, there are...

Duration:00:46:08

This Isn't Society (5G Society)

1/9/2019
The adventurers ponder what happens when they die. Not in a spiritual sense, but with their remains - a common problem when on a quest. They also wonder if it's possible to adventure forever, and never have to go home. *** Spoiler Alert *** This week, a new name for the viewers is proposed, and they're sure there won't be any unfortunate consequences! Next, Brad and Dan discuss nicknames, what they want to happen to their bodies when they die, and the illusions of attraction. Some deep...

Duration:00:45:59

Schrodinger's Profession (Multiplicity)

1/2/2019
Life on the road is hard, and Brad and Dan muse over the road less travelled. They also ponder the question of if they should clone themselves. *** Spoiler Alert *** Brad and Dan (try to) develop some more life rules and etiquette, this time involving elevators. The Would you rathers (as usual) cover love and regrets, and what they'd do in the past or future. During After Hours, the seminal 90s classic Multiplicity (starring Batman's Michael Keaton) is used as a framework to discuss whether...

Duration:00:31:03

Kill Enough People (DnD Character Alignments)

12/26/2018
The adventurers learn that they need to define psychopathy, as well as learn what sort of men they want to grow up to be. *** Spoiler Alert *** Brad and Dan tell gym stories about the people there that weird them out, and we meet the mysterious DoppelDanner. Some important elements of gym etiquette are also defined. Would you rathers discuss love and power. During their After Hours, they discuss Dungeons and Dragons character alignments, and how they affect today's society. See the full show...

Duration:00:37:53

Hard Stop (Best Gotham City to Live In)

12/19/2018
At a fork in the road, our heroes have to decide which Gotham City is the one for them, as well as how to part ways gracefully. ***Spoiler Alert*** This week, the boys spend way too long talking about Seinfeld (and may even do some impressions!), as well as take a modern look at eternal questions raised in Seinfeld. Instead of play their regular game of "Would you rather...?", they instead compare themselves to characters in various shows, including Seinfeld, the A Team, and Cracked's After...

Duration:00:36:08

Full Erotic (Best Monster Roommate)

12/12/2018
As their adventure continues, food becomes an issue, and they have to consider lodgings. *** Spoiler Alert *** This week, Dan and Brad have their first themed episode: Halloween! But, first, they voice their concerns about the current state of Big Cereal. During a game of "Would you rather...?", they figure out if it's better to be loved or feared (and esprit de corps!), at which date number they'd go and see "Fifty Shades of Grey", and if the touch screen rules all. The Sacha Baron Cohen...

Duration:00:43:40

Normal for Human (The Borg)

12/5/2018
Brad and Dan set out on a quest to understand the Nature of Nothing! Their first adventure has them ponder whether or not they want to see into the future, and if we're all turning into metal zombies! *** Spoiler Alert *** The show opens with Brad and Dan discussing their bonafides regarding pop culture, then jump into a game of "Would you rather...?" Are you always early or late to places? What's more important: Money or memories? And, would you want to look into your own future? Then,...

Duration:01:15:33